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Eli Tilmann, the King of April Fool’s Day!

Eli Tilmann, the King of April Fool’s Day!
Ewing Publication

Dear readers, greetings to all! I hope you are in a joking mood because you know what day it is, don’t you? Yes, it’s April 1st! Tell me what you’re up to. Did you make paper fish? Or did you have more original pranks planned with real fish for example? 😉

I love this day ! Every year on this date, I am entertained by following a teenager from Jonathanland named Eli Tilmann. He’s only 16, but I think he’s a special teenager.  He’s already having lots of adventures with the strange investigations he’s carrying out, and my little strawberry finger tells me that we’re going to hear a lot about him in the future…

Eli Tilmann and Baby Madison are certainly young stars in Jonathanland! With his two friends, Logan Lost and Johnny Glanderwood, Eli always enjoys making jokes for the Johnlanders! The difference is that unlike many, they’ve never been caught red-handed. I don’t want to brag, but that’s partly thanks to me looking out for them. There are guardian angels in the world, and I can say that I am like their guardian witch, tagada-ha-ha-ha!

In the morning, I discreetly followed the three friends on my flying broom. The  boys met not far from Alejandro Moya high school in the Zachplyn district. You could tell they were up to something as they all had big smiles on their faces! It was 7:51 and 43 seconds in the morning when Eli and his two friends walked into the classroom of Mr. Calton, their philosophy teacher. Well, since I’m a witch who likes to be precise, I’ll tell you that it’s only Eli and Logan’s teacher, because Johnny has another one since he’s 18 and a senior.

Anyway, once inside, the three of them took a chalk and started drawing a huge fish with a big beard on the board. They did this because their teacher loved to talk about Plato during his classes, an ancient Greek philosopher who also had a long beard! It made the students who were already there laugh out loud, especially Ashley Grant, the girl that Eli is in love with. The problem was that I noticed that Mr. Calton, who usually arrived at 8:10 am, had just parked and walked into the school. So, like a superhero, I wrote a note on a piece of paper, made it into a pellet and threw it at Eli through the open window. When he read it, he smiled and immediately told his friends. Some time later, their teacher came back, except Eli and Logan were sitting at their table like nothing had happened and Johnny had gone back to his class. They figured it was one of their classmates who had alerted them. It was funny, the teacher had made one of those faces!

On the other hand, my dear wild strawberries, I must confess that my favorite time was at night! Because every year, Eli and his friends change targets, except for one: Sheriff Hock Duck! The boys have been bothering him for five years and they always manage to make pranks without being seen! Around 8:00 pm, the three boyss arrived quietly in front of the Sheriff’s house. What they didn’t know was that this year, Hock Duck was determined to find out who were the wise guys who played a joke on him every April 1st. All of these pranks injured his pride as a cop because he figured he could always solve any case he was working on, but he had never been able to find out who was pulling these stupid April Fools’ gags on him. It must be said that they are clever and that there is a super cool witch who gives them a hand, tagadaha ha! So, you know what Hock Duck did? He installed cameras all around his house! Which means Eli and his friends were going to be caught at last! Too bad for Mr. Sheriff because I had some of my magic strawberries stand in front of the cameras so the images would be black. Oops, let’s just say I didn’t do it on purpose!

So, that left my three favorite teens free to do their April Fool’s prank. You can tell that all three of them used their allowances to buy a large Kissing Monster stuffed animal. For those of you who don’t know who he is, he’s the mascot for one of the amusement park rides at Madison Park. It’s a really fun place, and this summer I plan on going there with my magical, mouthwatering strawberries to have a blast! They set the stuffed animal down right in front of the sheriff’s door with plastic handcuffs attached to his wrists. Then the three boys walked down the street, and took out a big megaphone. Then, all three of them yelled:

“Sheriff Hock Duck, you are under arrest for eating too many donuts! Come out of your house quickly so that I, the Kissing Monster chief, can handcuff you!”

Then they ran away as fast as they could, laughing all the way. The Sheriff came out about thirty seconds later. He looked around, but Eli and his friends were already gone. When he saw the big stuffed animal in front of him, he burst out laughing and said that there are some really good jokers in Jonathanland!

I’m counting on you today to go all out and trick as many of your friends and family as possible with cool jokes! Happy April Fool’s Day!

Miss Tagada
Hi friends, my name is Miss Tagada and I'm Jonathanland’s gossip witch. Read my column, you won't be disappointed, because I have ears everywhere. The small elves in the forest tell me all the secrets of Jonathanland each night! With my broom, I'll take you on a journey through this city to discover the mysteries and juicy secrets of the people here. Uh oh ! Come on, I'll take you with me!