Hello, my dear Johnlandais!
I have to confess something: right now, in Jonathanland… THINGS ARE WAY TOO QUIET!
No unbelievable scandals. No juicy secrets. Not even one little Johnlandais getting caught doing something they definitely shouldn’t be doing.
Nothing!
And you know me: I love sensational stories, juicy gossip, and most of all, discovering what certain Johnlandais are desperately trying to hide.
So naturally, when everything gets this quiet…
I START INVESTIGATING!
And for the past few days, my secret radar has been locked onto one young man: Corentino Salvatierra.
A Mysterious Newcomer from Mexico
Corentino came from Mexico and settled in Jonathanland with his father.
His family story is unfortunately a tragic one, but today, the young man is trying to build a new life among the Johnlandais.
Corentino has a disability and uses a wheelchair.
But watch out!
Don’t expect to see him quietly cruising through the streets of Jonathanland.
This guy is FAST!
The other day, I almost thought my hat was going to fly off when he zoomed past me.
And yet, there’s something about him that intrigues me.
I don’t know what it is… yet.
But my strawberry instincts are telling me that Corentino might be hiding a few little secrets.
Operation Surveillance!
So I gave my little strawberries an extremely important mission:
KEEP AN EYE ON CORENTINO!
Simple, right?
Well… apparently not for them.
Do you know what those little gluttons did?
Instead of watching where he went, who he met, or what mysterious things he might be up to, they decided to watch him…
EVERY SINGLE TIME HE ATE!
Breakfast: the strawberries were there.
Lunch: still there.
Snack time: yep, still there.
Dinner: of course, they hadn’t moved!
— So, did you discover anything?
— Yes!
— WHAT?!
— He eats well.
…
HE EATS WELL?!
That’s your big investigation?!
My little strawberries are absolutely impossible.
Strawberries for Dessert?
As punishment, they almost deserve to be eaten!
After all, I’m sure there are plenty of Johnlandais who would love to enjoy some delicious little red strawberries, packed with sugar and covered in mountains of whipped cream…
Mmmmmh…
Strawberries…
Whipped cream…
Wait a minute.
I’M A STRAWBERRY!!!
AAAAAAAH!
Just thinking about it makes the little green leaves on my head tremble with horror!
Would I want a Johnlandais to turn me into dessert?
The answer is very simple:
NO!
Forget that idea immediately.
And get that whipped cream away from me!
Back to Our Mysterious Corentino…
Despite this journalistic disaster caused by my food-obsessed assistants, I’m not giving up.
Corentino is a lively, curious young man who seems determined to enjoy everything Jonathanland has to offer.
And if you happen to see him in the streets, pay attention!
Because what you’re most likely to see is…
WHOOOOOOOOOSH!
— What was that?!
— Corentino.
— Oh.
Sometimes he moves so fast in his wheelchair that I practically need to jump on my magic broom just to keep up with him!
But today, Corentino, you can sleep peacefully.
I’m leaving you alone.
Well…
FOR NOW.
Because I’m making you all a strawberry promise:
I WILL discover your little secrets!
Crunchy secrets…
Sweet secrets…
Secrets covered in…
WHIPPED CREAM!
Why am I talking about food AGAIN?!
Oh my goodness.
I think this investigation is seriously making me lose my mind.
Flying Strawberry Spotted Over Jonathanland!
Alright!
Time to go home.
One little kick of my magic broom…
AND OFF I GO!
I’m up in the air, heading straight for my beloved home!
So if you look up into the skies above Jonathanland and happen to spot a little strawberry wearing a witch’s hat and racing through the air on a magic broom…
Don’t panic.
It’s just me.
And if, in the meantime, you discover anything mysterious about Corentino Salvatierra…
You know where to find me.
See you soon, my dear Johnlandais, for more gossip, more mysteries, and most importantly…
THE NEXT LITTLE SECRETS OF JONATHANLAND!
Your favorite strawberry… and probably the nosiest one in all of Jonathanland!