Hello my magical little strawberries
How are you this month? Me? Your fabulous witch Tagada Tagada is doing wonderfully! As always, I jumped onto my legendary sparkling pink magic broom and flew across Jonathanland searching for the latest juicy secrets hiding inside our favorite city…
And this time…
OH. MY. CANDY.
I think I may have discovered something very interesting about one of the most powerful and mysterious men in Jonathanland:
Jonathan Becker
Yes, yes… the incredibly elegant, incredibly serious, incredibly rich father of COIA.
As you already know, my little strawberries, Jonathan Becker sits on the board of the famous E-One Press Tower and usually spends his days between secret meetings, mysterious late-night phone calls, and gigantic business deals.
But this month…
something felt different.
A Completely Unexpected Scene
While flying quietly over the Grand Lights District, one open window suddenly caught my attention…
And there…
I completely froze in the sky.
Jonathan Becker… was DANCING.
Yes. Dancing.
And not just a little!
The man was spinning around his bedroom singing an old Jonathanland love song with the biggest smile I had ever seen on his face.
Still perfectly dressed in one of his elegant black suits, he sprayed himself with so much perfume that even the pigeons of Jonathanland started sneezing midair.
But the most interesting part happened next.
An Excuse No One Believed
His son COIA, our favorite mysterious cyborg teenager, calmly asked:
“Dad… where are you going?”
Jonathan Becker answered very seriously:
“To see my best friend Jim, the doctor.”
Now, little strawberries… allow me to laugh for a second.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Even COIA didn’t believe that excuse.
And if an ultra-intelligent cyborg doesn’t believe his own father… something suspicious was definitely happening.
Aerial Investigation Across Jonathanland
Of course, your favorite witch immediately decided to investigate.
Jonathan Becker got into his beautiful black car while I secretly followed him through the clouds on my limited-edition turbo magic broom that smells like cotton candy.
Destination: Paradise Slow,
the romantic neighborhood of Jonathanland where even the streetlights seem to be in love.
And there…
my little strawberries…
I almost fell off my broom.
The Secret Date
Jonathan Becker stopped in front of a gorgeous house surrounded by glowing roses. When he rang the doorbell, a beautiful red-haired woman with a stylish bob haircut opened the door.
Do you know what he gave her?
A HUGE bouquet of flowers.
Yes.
Jonathan Becker.
The cold businessman.
The ultra-serious father of COIA.
And the craziest part?
When the mysterious woman leaned toward him and softly kissed him on the lips…
Jonathan Becker turned BRIGHT RED.
I had never seen anything like that in my entire witch life.
But It Gets Stranger…
While I was secretly watching the scene… I noticed someone hiding behind the bushes.
Black hoodie.
Face almost completely hidden.
Trying not to be recognized.
IT WAS COIA.
And now, little strawberries… one question is haunting me.
HOW?
Jonathan Becker came by car.
I came on my magic broom.
And somehow COIA was already there before I even arrived.
Super speed? Teleportation? Secret boosters? Tiny nuclear engines hidden inside his sneakers?
The mystery remains unsolved.
The Magical (and Smelly) Catastrophe
But the worst part… the absolute worst… is what happened next.
When the two lovebirds entered the house, the front door stayed open for a few seconds.
Obviously… I tried sneaking inside with my broom.
And then…
BOOOOOOM!
A gigantic magical gust of wind blasted me across the garden like an enchanted sock.
And where did I land?
Directly. Inside. A giant pile of dog poop.
Yes.
Huge.
Warm.
Disgusting.
Traumatizing.
For five whole hours, my broom smelled like “enchanted poodle disaster.”
One Last Question…
Since that tragic accident, I keep wondering:
Did COIA see me?
Because for one second… I could swear his glowing eyes looked directly at me.
Little strawberries, I’m telling you:
COIA is definitely not a normal teenager.
In Jonathanland… everyone is hiding secrets.
And your witch Tagada Tagada plans to discover every single one of them… even if it means surviving more absolutely disgusting magical catastrophes.
See you soon for more Little Secrets of Jonathanland…