Dear Strawberries
Today I have some INCREDIBLE things to tell you.
Honestly, Jonathanland is still my favorite city. Something is always happening here… and when nothing happens, someone always ends up doing something silly.
This time, let me tell you about a certain Eli Tilmann.
Yes, THE Eli Tilmann: the prank-loving teen, the brave hero, the one who once saved Athon Forrester… but today mostly decided to soak everyone.
A Walk That Turned Into a Water Battle
That day, Eli was out walking Baby Madison, peacefully settled in the stroller.
Well… “peacefully” is debatable.
The day before, Elise Ewing had called Eli:
“Babysitting tomorrow!”
Mission accepted.
But on the big day, Baby Madison had ZERO interest in napping.
So Eli had a genius idea (or total disaster, depending on who you ask):
a walk through the neighborhood!
The result:
- Stroller racing
- Baby Madison laughing nonstop
- Chubby arms in the air
- Eli sweating
It was hot. Very hot.
The Water Gun of Doom
Eli stops, opens his backpack…
And then, THE DRAMA (or pure happiness).
A water gun, filled to the very top.
Eli and Baby Madison start spraying each other, laughing, splashing everywhere.
Okay, Eli helped Baby Madison a little… he’s still a baby
Then they had another brilliant idea:
prank the people of Jonathanland.
The Attack From Outer Space
At that moment, Milly Prapra was calmly walking down the street, arms full of groceries.
Eli and Baby Madison hide behind a giant bush…
SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
Milly had no idea what was happening.
Water everywhere.
She screamed.
She ran straight to her friend Lilli Smooth’s shop.
Soaked. Panicked. Freaked out.
“LILLI!!! I’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY ALIENS!!!
It must be an experiment from the sky!!!”
Lilli, very calm, walked over:
“Milly… breathe.
It’s just water. Someone played a prank on you.”
Silence.
Milly turns red. Very red.
The Revenge of Fate
Me, perched safely on my magic broom (nice and dry, thank you), I head back to the scene.
And there I see Eli coming out from behind the bush, pushing Baby Madison’s stroller.
They were laughing.
Laughing HARD.
Laughing WAY TOO MUCH.
And then… fate strikes.
A crow appears.
It takes aim.
And… PAF.
Crow poop.
Right on Eli.
Total silence.
Eli was not laughing AT ALL anymore.
Baby Madison, however… was laughing even harder.
Disgusted, Eli rushed home with Baby Madison to change.
The Moral of the Story
You see, dear strawberries:
A little prank started by Eli and Baby Madison…
ended with a very sticky bad omen.
Eli’s face? Unforgettable.
Me? I’m still laughing so hard that I’m rolling around in my garden.
See you very soon for another adventure in Jonathanland…
And beware of bushes!